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आजकल कुछ बन संवारने लगे है.....
जबसे एहसास हुआ है की वो देखते है हमे.....
आइना भी हैरान है हमसे.....
की अचानक कुछ वक्त देने लगे है उसे.....
Enjoy Life of CA... Some facts are known only by CA's. Below are few of them ..... Banner in front of the Institute of Chartered Accountants of India .... "Drive slowly, don't kill our students... leave them to us...." ____________ _________ _________ _________ What is CA? PE-I-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye. PE-II-Mentos- Dimag ki batti jala de. ARTICLES-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de. FINAL-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna. ____________ _________ _________ _________ Teacher: Osama has 5 wifes and 20 Children, Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better? CA Student: Osama's NPV is good but Laloo's IRR is better. ____________ _________ _________ _________ CA on his death bed: My wife, are you here? "Yes dear" My daughter, are you here? "Yes dad" My son, are you here? "Yes dad" MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE? "Yes SIR" KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai. _____
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