Enjoy Life of CA...
Banner in front of the Institute of Chartered Accountants of India ....
"Drive slowly, don't kill our students... leave them to us...."
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What is CA?
PE-I-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye.
PE-II-Mentos- Dimag ki batti jala de.
ARTICLES-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de.
FINAL-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna.
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Teacher: Osama has 5 wifes and 20 Children,
Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better?
CA Student: Osama's NPV is good but Laloo's IRR is better.
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CA on his death bed:
My wife, are you here?
"Yes dear"
My daughter, are you here?
"Yes dad"
My son, are you here?
"Yes dad"
MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE?
"Yes SIR"
KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai.
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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
Nind mujhe apni aur khichti rahi,
Nind ka jhoka mera man moh gaya ,
Aur ek raat fir ye CA Student bina padhe so gaya .
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Exam ka saaya hai,
Exam ke dino me sukh kisne paya hai.
Duniya wale kehte hai, achchhe number lao,
Kaun samjhaye inhe, ye sab moh maya hai.
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Kash koi "Exam Result" ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete.
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Ye India ka CA hai bidu,
40 mile to tali bidu,
Attempt lage to gali bidu,
Hua exempt to bole jhakhas,
39 lage to satyanash,
Pass ho to thaat hai,
Fail ho to vaat hai.
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CA gaali de to kya dega?
Saale bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debts,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent aadmi,
Itna marunga ki balance nahi bachega.
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