Enjoy Life of CA... Some facts are known only by CA's. Below are few of them ..... Banner in front of the Institute of Chartered Accountants of India .... "Drive slowly, don't kill our students... leave them to us...." ____________ _________ _________ _________ What is CA? PE-I-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye. PE-II-Mentos- Dimag ki batti jala de. ARTICLES-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de. FINAL-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna. ____________ _________ _________ _________ Teacher: Osama has 5 wifes and 20 Children, Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better? CA Student: Osama's NPV is good but Laloo's IRR is better. ____________ _________ _________ _________ CA on his death bed: My wife, are you here? "Yes dear" My daughter, are you here? "Yes dad" My son, are you here? "Yes dad" MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE? "Yes SIR" KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai. _____
Memory of College Days Hi Friends: Reminds us of those College days.... years of non-stop masti... day after day... 1. On being Late: "Kab shuru hui class?" "Attendance ho gayi kya??" "Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar" "Mein kya karu, subah bathroom me koi ghusa hua tha" "Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya padaya tha isne" "Kal se pakka class time pe karunga" "Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse likhunga......." "Kal proxy mari thi kya" " koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........" "wo bhi iss class ke liye " 2. During the lecture: "Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is ............huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............." "No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...." "Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai" "Abe lecture ko chodd..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........" HE HE HE HE !! ;)))) &q
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